A taxi auntie is what I call those aunties that you see being driven by taxi uncles, sitting in the front seat when the sign on top says "Busy".
My Taxi Uncle informs me that according to LTA rules, you are not allowed to have a passenger in your taxi when your taxi says "Busy". I only started noticing these taxi aunties when one day I was waiting for Taxi Uncle outside the comfort delgro diesel station at Braddell. A whole line of taxis drove out, with their "Busy" sign on, and with a taxi auntie in the front seat. Mind you, no sweet young things but aunties. Ah yes, wives.
At that sight, I felt a sudden odd sense of pride to join in this line of "taxi aunties". But not before I admonished Taxi Uncle for not letting me in the diesel station with him! Pfft. Yes, he got a earful from me about how other taxi aunties went in but I didn't get to! (Taxi Uncle claims that you're not allowed to have passengers with you when you go refuelling at the diesel station.)

The funny thing is, the next time he went to the diesel station, I actually went with him, full of pride to be a "Taxi Auntie". But the minute we parked, I suddenly felt so self-conscious as all the taxis are lined up side by side. I kept imagining the uncles left and right of us staring at me. I didn't dare look around, kept my head low, eyes counting the lint on my skirt.
See, I forgot to mention that I am a relatively young auntie nearing her thirties. But that morning, I looked particularly young and particularly out of place at 4am in the morning with Taxi Uncle beside me. I didn't want other uncles to think my Taxi Uncle is dating a sweet young thing. I want to say, I'm a taxi auntie too!
Alas, this is the only place I'll get to tell the world I'm a Taxi Auntie too!
Wait, so who is Taxi Auntie?!Taxi auntie is a close-to-her-thirties professional in the pursuit of her post-graduate degree. She enjoys Taiwanese and Korean drama when not fiddling on her iPhone. She tends to ramble incoherently and lose her train of thought in the middle of a sentence. Luckily, she shall forever be anonymous or Taxi Uncle will be angry with her. Taxi Uncle say Auntie is not allowed to tell the whole world everything about his life. In fact, many of Taxi Auntie's friends do not know that she is dating a taxi driver. But with this blog, Taxi Auntie can finally get the secrets off her chest in peace before she explodes from keeping too many secrets!